i called jared to tell him i'm coming back this friday, 'will you meet me?'.
'shoot, i was expecting you thursday. i'm leaving for the whole weekend on friday morning', he informed.
'so i'll come back to an empty appartment? after all these holidays i'd have to face the loneliness right away?', i added disappointedly.
'what would you choose - a good weekend or a good weekend with sex?', he asked me then.
'crap', that was all i could say.
'second alternative i take it', he declared.
'have fun', i agreed and added, 'and let me know if something has changed there'.
'in sex?', he chuckled louder.
'yeah, you know, if they do it differently now. it's not that it has any influence on me, but i'd like to know, it's hip', i explained groolimy.
'it's hip to have it, not to know about it, love', jared was already laughing.
'you know i hate you', i replied.
'oh yes, i do', he said and added anxiously, 'so is there something i should arrange for your arrival?'.
'you brown-nosing means i'm the one wearing pants in our couple?', i pulled a stunt on him.
'urgh, you're impossible to talk seriously to!', he exclaimed.
'that's me', i smiled.